Ever wondered why cats behave differently? It's just that each one has a different job. You'll find out exactly what that job is after reading this article.
Scout
Our service is dangerous, difficult, and at first glance, seemingly invisible. It's just as difficult to notice that he—your house cat—is watching you. Wherever your owner goes, his soft, furry paws will follow unnoticed. You can't even go to the toilet alone—the cat will slip unnoticed between your legs, hide under the bathtub, and watch with cold cynicism as you spend so much time on the toilet. Perhaps you're hiding something interesting?
But the scout cat excels at nighttime surveillance, when two glowing eyes appear when the owners are actively breeding. And then they disappear instantly, just grab the slipper. You were just imagining it, there was no one there!
Nighttime visits to the kitchen also don't go unnoticed by the cat. They'll stalk you quietly and stealthily, and when you open the refrigerator, they'll accidentally rattle or rustle something in the dark kitchen. This is to let their owner know: reconnaissance is on duty, even at night!
Taster
A gourmet cat isn't some mongrel Murzik who eats everything. The taster came up, tried it, and turned away—take that disgusting thing away. The weather was bad this morning, the humidity was high, so the fish didn't turn out well, it tasted bad. And what kind of disgusting milk are you offering me? Alpine cows don't produce that, and you should drink the product from the local Burenkas yourself; it contains elevated levels of lead!
Is it really so hard to understand that such a cat should only eat the most premium food! Don't offer any cheap alternatives. He'll be fine with lamb or rabbit in sauce, but he'll just be sampling the rest, hoping he'll find something decent.
Auditor
Checking the cleanliness of a home is a dirty job, but work is work, and the inspector cat isn't above it. Do you think it's easy to check hard-to-reach places, like on top of cabinets or under Grandma's bed where she likes to store jars of preserves? If it weren't for him, how would you know it was time to clean?
The inspector also actively monitors the food supply to ensure that no bad products are brought back from the store. Digging into a bag or tearing open the packaging—what lengths won't a caring cat go to ensure its owner doesn't eat expired or tasteless food?
Supervision is also essential during food preparation. To do this, it's essential to stand on a stool and watch very carefully as cheese and meat are sliced, soup is poured, and sandwiches are made. What if the recipe is violated or hygiene standards are not met?
Computer technician
Have you ordered a computer repair? That's him, the computer specialist cat. He'll check the connections to the printer, monitor, and router, carefully tugging on all the wires to make sure they're all in place and not a single one is loose. He'll test the website interface with his soft paw by poking all over the monitor.
A computer needs a break too, and a cat understands this. What's the best way to do this? Lie down on the keyboard and prevent your owner from working—a technical break. By the way, has the keyboard been cleaned lately? A computer technician will immediately understand that a cleaning is needed. One overturned cup of coffee and the problem is solved.
Masseur
It's wonderful to have such a cat at home. Envy everyone who has one! The owner comes home after a hard day at work, sits down on the couch, and the massage therapist is right there. He'll climb onto your shoulders and massage your neck and shoulder area. Or even better, lie on your stomach and let the cat rub your back. It's cheap and cheerful, and you don't have to go to a specialist.
Did you order luxury services? Even if not, your beloved furry friend will still provide them. At night, he'll come to your bed and lie down on your tired or sore spot, providing comfort.
Florist
Aesthetic taste and a love of plants are in his blood. After all, the flower pots on the windowsill are positioned awkwardly; they need to be moved immediately. What, have they fallen over? No problem, you can make them look more beautiful faster by buying a beautiful new pot.
And why is there so much soil on the cacti? They need to remove some of the top soil to improve air flow to the roots. And those leaves are completely unnecessary here; they're out of place with the overall design; they need to be nibbled off.
Psychologist
All cats are a bit of a psychologist. But some are professionals in this field. They'll come up, sit on your lap, look you in the eyes, listen, and nod in response.
And there are those who can talk, in their own cat-like way. You say a word to them, and they respond with ten meows, all with expression. It's good to be understood! The main thing is that such a psychologist doesn't start complaining, otherwise they'll start following you around and preaching at you with their meows.
Decorator
This cat knows interior design firsthand. Wallpaper with frayed edges or claw marks, from the top to the floor, is trendy right now. Upholstered furniture should be retro, with loose threads, holes, and ties. Slightly battered vases with cracks will add a touch of flair to your interior.
Don't know what kind of floors are in fashion right now? A decorator knows they should be well-scratched and covered with torn paper, because carpet is dusty and not environmentally friendly.
Security guard
Be afraid of him, he's scary. He hisses, scratches, and can even bite. But only strangers or those he doesn't like.
Such a cat won't let you past the threshold, baring its feral teeth. And God forbid a guest should take the cat's place, become angry, and attack the offender. Basically, there's no point in entering someone else's house; the security is reliable.
